Monday, December 04, 2006
The Exorcist
Sunday, December 03, 2006
"From Dusk Till Dawn"......Hilarious???
"Others will find it hilarious, as all the naughty bits are in good humour."
-Ryan Cracknell-
Saturday, December 02, 2006
Cheesy horror movie?
Accordning to the article: "In Shaun, we're laughing with the director. I won't pretend that Shaun of the Dead is the be-all and end-all of horror comedies. It has plenty of problems, not the least of which is that the horror elements are largely unconvincing (although there is plenty of gore). "
http://www.reelviews.net/movies/s/shaun_dead.html
You decide.
The Lifeless Omen
" Sure there are some subtle tweaks here and minor changes there, but overall if you've seen "The Omen" circa 76 then version 06 isn't just not very scary, it's actually pretty darn boring, too." -Sara Michelle Fetters-
Shaun of the Dead -- horrible movie.
The Article.
Is it really this bad?
the article says: "The main problem with Shaun of the Dead is it has major identity
conflict. It doesn't know what it wants to be."
What do you think?
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Moody 'Grudge' puts a twist on traditional ghost tales
"The humans are as blank as the ghosts, mere figures to be preyed upon, and the film is less a story than a mood piece, but it features some of the most unnerving imagery and soundscapes to be found on the screen and it puts a twist on one of the most steadfast traditions of American ghost stories."
-"There is no "why" in "The Grudge," at least not an explanation that provides comfort or cure. It simply is. That's what makes it really scary."
Turistas
If stupidity were a crime, the nitwits in the cheap horror flick "Turistas" would be doing time in Attica. -Manohla Dargis-New York Times
Review: More dutifully depraved gore porn, minus the more intriguing twists of the first two flicks
This review, posted by Brent Simon, basically discusses the fact that the franchise of this movie is ready to go, based on the fact that the third part of this blood bath manages to stur up some more guts, and thats about it. He also discusses the fact that this movie is doing the exact opposite that it set out to do.
'When we first met him, Jigsaw was a malevolent voyeur bent on "testing the fabric of human existence," as he put it in the first two movies. With Saw III, he's now devolved to the point where he's testing those who are "dead inside" and "a shell of [their] former self,"'
Overall, his opinion is a negative one, but maybe you guys disagree.
"The movie quickens one's pulse with maybe two of its torturous sequences, and the general grotesquerie and gonzo gore (Lynn performs a graphic, ad lib operation on Jigsaw to relieve the swelling of his brain, leading to some hot drill-on-skull action) will satisfy a suitable swath of devoted genre fans. Mostly, though, Saw III evinces the feel of a franchise ready to be put out of its misery — much like Jigsaw himself"
Romantic Comedy, Fart Jokes, and Zombies
"The Devil's Rejects: A Reject Indeed"
"With a larger budget comes the sequel, “The Devil’s Rejects,” which contains better effects and a hipper soundtrack, but the result remains the same: absolutely unwatchable trash."
Is "Hellraiser" going down the hill?
"The last "Hellraiser" movie to fill multiplexes was "Hellraiser 4: Bloodline", and it's been downhill since. Enter Rick Bota, a former special effects man who apparently loves the franchise so much he's already directed not one, but three sequels (parts 6, 7, and 8, to be precise). The guy must either love this franchise to death or he really needs the work. Judging by the quality that Bota has managed in the last two sequels, I'm inclined to believe it's the first."
Read at your own risk... im kiddin, Horror reviews
Here's the link everyone ~ http://www.horrorexpress.com/movies.php
More Sin City / noir
Grease: An Energetic Upbeat Musical
"A fun-loving, energetic and innocent look back at times much simpler. This movie effectively juggles a thin romantic story line and the overall experience of the 1950's, with a superb soundtrack and some great dance numbers. Admittedly, I am somewhat biased in this opinion, since this film blasts me into my past as a rebellious youth (GREASE was one of Schmoe's first big-screen experiences, and every other scene sends me reeling into the times of my elaborate GREASE bubble-gum card collection), and the lesser responsibilities that I possessed at that time. But apart from the nostalgic vibe, I was still extremely impressed by this film, as it continued to amuse me, despite my previous dozen or so viewings."
Is "Grease" really a innocent look back at old times?
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
All Horror Movies
This horror site lets you read many horror movie reviews varying from all different plots. On this particular site you can search for horror movie DVDs, horror movie videos, horror movie soundtracks, horror movie posters, and horror books. There is also a special feature on this site that gives you the option to purchase the DVD from any review you read. Here, you can find even the most recent of horror film reviews. Such as the Hills have eyes. This hsould help everyone on their upcoming persuasive papers.
SIN CITY / noir
Top 50 Best Voted Horror Films Shaun of the Dead #29
xXx, James Bond Wanna Be.
Pumpkin a Comedy?
David Levine stresses his discontent with Pumpkin the film and says that he actually finds it offensive. I am not sure how I feel about the film persay, but he has some very well supported points throughout his critic.
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
A Romance Review
This romance review site has an unbelievable amount of reviews. It almost seems like they have everything. Even for the month of November, this site contains 113 new reviews in their database.....all for you.
"is proud to present
6039
online reviews in our database for you to search/read and enjoy."
Just click on the review you want and it will tell you all about what you need to know, it will tell you who the author is, when it came out, and it's very own personal rating. If you love romance, this site is definitely for you.
So whats so great about Romance?
The argument is basically based off one person believing that Romance films any more or less cliched, predictable or time wasting than other types of films such as action.